Sunday, November 30, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
लक्ष्य के हो ?
लक्ष्य डेटलाइनसहितको सपना हो । - डाइना हन्ट
सडकको नेतृत्वले लक्ष्यलाई गन्तव्यमा लैजान सक्दैन, यो त्यसको एउटा अंश मात्र हो । - चार्लिस डेलिन्ट
सपनालाई सत्यमा बदल्न चाहनुहुन्छ भने उठ्ने काम पहिलो हो भन्ने बुझ्नुस् । - जेएम पावर
महान् लक्ष्यले ल्यान्डि गर्ने पांग्राका साथै गेयर पनि खोज्छ । - सिडी ज्याक्सन
सडकको नेतृत्वले लक्ष्यलाई गन्तव्यमा लैजान सक्दैन, यो त्यसको एउटा अंश मात्र हो । - चार्लिस डेलिन्ट
सपनालाई सत्यमा बदल्न चाहनुहुन्छ भने उठ्ने काम पहिलो हो भन्ने बुझ्नुस् । - जेएम पावर
महान् लक्ष्यले ल्यान्डि गर्ने पांग्राका साथै गेयर पनि खोज्छ । - सिडी ज्याक्सन
False Christian teaching in Akwa Ibom
Pls. watch, what's going on here. Click the link below.
http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/nvs/horror-in-akwa-ibom.html
http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/nvs/horror-in-akwa-ibom.html
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Speech of Ram Bahadur Bambjam - so called 'Buddha Boy????' in Nepali
I did't understand what he really wanna say. Let me know if you did.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Comparision: Before & After
Read from the Top...
Before Marriage...
Girl: Darling !
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don"t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I"m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage...
Read from Bottom...
Before Marriage...
Girl: Darling !
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don"t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I"m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage...
Read from Bottom...
Friday, November 14, 2008
Some Doubts
I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oils made from Vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oils made from Vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?
Saturday, November 8, 2008
THE Eyes
The best relation ever is between two eyes,
" They blink together,
move together,
cry together,
see together and sleep together".
STILL they never see directly each other.
But when they see a girl, one will blink and another will not.
Moral of the story: "Girls can break any kind of relationships"
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